Pamela Anderson Knows All About Big Penises

December 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Pamela Anderson left a book signing in Los Angeles last night carrying Kevin Spacey’s favorite reading/humping/licking/masturbating material.

You know, I’m not sure why Pamela Anderson really needs this book in her trailer library (aka a basket next to the toilet). If she wants to see a big dick that can turn a no-no into a NO!NO!NO!REALLY!NO!, she just has to open up her family album and flip to the chapter labeled: “Tommy 1995.” And if she wants to see a giant penis of a different variety, she can flip to the chapter labeled: “Kid Rock 2001.

Here’s more of Pamela Anderson, her Bible of Big Dick and Hugh Hefner at a signing in L.A. last night.

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