No, this is not a picture of one of b4-4’s dandruff balls. This is a picture of Snowball, the fattest albino hedgehog in the UK! This is also a picture of what the inside of my stomach looks like today (don’t mix Jersey Shore and cheese jerky).
The Daily Mail (who else?) brings us the important story of Snowball’s plan to get his body ready for bikini season. Snowball was brought into St. Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital, Rupert the deer’s old home (never forget), so that they could help him shed the extra chunk off of his 3lb frame.
The staff at St. Tiggywinkles have put Snowball on a diet of low-fat kitten biscuits and are making him swim laps every day. Snowball has lost 38 grams and they hope he will lose all the extra weight by next summer.
And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to run to the toilet to finish trying to hack up the Snowball in my stomach. The story of Tommy Girl’s life.