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December 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Pagers (or “beepers“) – Way before we were all attached at the eyeballs to our cell phones, PDAs, Facebooks and Twitters, there was a little important life tool called a PAGER! Pagers went from being a drug dealer’s (or doctor’s) right hand bitch to EVERYONE’s best friend.

We all had a million different covers, charms and tones for our stupid pagers. And let’s get into the codes. If you were fluent in pager codes (i.e. 187 = I HATE YOU), you could consider yourself bi-lingual. Sometimes when I get a text message as long as a White Oprah statement, I start to miss the simple days where we used to just communicate through numbers. Wouldn’t it be easier to say to someone, “1-4-6-0-9,” instead of “Hi, I’m mad at you.

And I don’t care what your genitals say, nothing vibrated like a pager on HIGH.

(For Candy Apple)

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