Does Nicole Richie Hate Us?

Or the better question would be, why does Nicole Richie hate herself so much?

So, Nicole is currently working on her own scripted comedy series for ABC. Nicole is planning to star in that shit as some business woman (copyright: Lisa Wu Hartwell) trying to juggle her professional life with her personal life. Think Ally McBeal but with a different skinny ho in the title role.

All that sounds fine and everything, but now The National Enquirer (via M&C) is saying that Nicole wants Asshole Simpson to be her co-star. This must be the work of the DEVIL (better known to you and me as Papa Joe).

A source said, “Nicole adores Ashlee, and she truly believes in her talent.With few other prospects on the horizon, Ashlee – who desperately wants to establish herself as an actress – was feeling down until Nicole stepped up.”

Take a can of RAID to this mess! Ashlee barely got evicted from our TV screens and Nicole wants to drag her back to torture us more with her pube-pulling acting skills. There must be more to this. Maybe Nicole really wants to make into the Guinness World Records for having a TV show that was canceled before the promos even hit YouTube. If that’s the case, Nicole is definitely on track.

Here’s the bomb in Nicole’s soon-to-be TV show strolling around NYC with Bronx Mowgli and Pete Wentz.