Things That Make Sense: Miley Covering Poison

December 10, 2009 / Posted by:

I’m sure that one of Miley Cyrus’ life-long dreams is to take a ride on the Rock of Love Bus, but since Vh1 has invested in one of those fake ID scanners, she’ll have to wait another year to fulfill her dream. In the meantime, Miley will show her love for Poison by covering the sad truck stop stripper anthem “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Miley’s singing voice is like a thorn in my ear, so I guess this makes sense.

Miley’s mama je’e, Trish, explained to People as to why her daughter decided to cover that shit, ” ‘Every Rose’ is one of her all-time favorite songs and she is really excited about cutting it.”

Cutting it?! I couldn’t have said it better myself, ole’ Trish!

Miley already cut the cover in NYC, and Bret Michaels says that he may spread his guitar magic all over the track.

If DJ Lady Tribe hasn’t been captured by the makers of Zovirax for testing, I hope she makes a cameo in the video for this mess. DJ Lady Tribe, Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus really are The Three Kings of 2009.

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