This is obviously supposed to be Sarah Jessica Parker, but the Photoshop wizards got a little “carried away” and turned her into some kind of pre-op zombie Matthew McConaughey who is a proud graduate of Kanye West’s School of Ridiculous Eyewear. They should’ve “carried” this shit to the nearest bridge and dumped it over.
And why does she have a reflection of Samantha’s dry and itchy vagina in her sunglasses? Is that part of the plot (as usual)?
I’m sure that the Photoshoppers who worked on this disaster are currently in the hospital with advanced arthritis for overworking their poor little fingers. That’s a shame. It didn’t have to end like that. All they had to do was spend ten seconds on MS Paint and release this as the poster:
A billion tickets sold instantly! FANDANGO’s servers would have never recovered.