Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Oscar, the naked bird from Ft. Lauderdale, Fl! Tiger Woods can put down the Ambien, because she’s not that kind of naked bird.

Oscar (yeah, she’s got a vag) has been featured on Dlisted before, but since nekkid animals (see Dolores and Tila Tequila) has recently become a running theme around here, I felt it was only fitting that we stamp her with the HS title.

About 13 years ago, Oscar was rescued by police after she was found in a crack house. She lost all her feathers due to beak and feather disease (aka Wonky-itis) and was taken in by the humane society. Since then, Oscar has been adopted by a lovely lady named Cherie and she’s been flaunting her nekkid bits all over Florida. The Sun (via Fark) caught up with Oscar and took several glamour shots of her. Obviously, Muse Magazine is punching themselves in the crotch bone for using LiLo in their recent Kate Moss-inspired spread instead of Oscar. And they should.

And in case you missed it last time, here’s Oscar demonstrating why she’s the most talented stripped bird in all of Florida:

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