Gary Busey Had Sex With Someone, Made A Baby

December 10, 2009 / Posted by:

All self-proclaimed baby whisperers better keep one of their business cards warm for Gary Busey’s unborn son, because the poor kid is going to need it soon.

People has confirmed that Celebrity Rehab’s camp counselor” Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie (the extra “f” stands for “For why are you having a baby with HIM?!“) Sampson are expecting a new son in just a couple of months. Steffanie’s baby has been brewing for around 7 months and the two crazy kids are going to name him Luke. Gary’s agent had this to say about the situation: “He feels awesome about it, he’s excited and thrilled and can’t wait.

Before she goes into labor, Steffanie better get the doctors and a few contractors to line her vagina tunnel with high-grade steel, because if Baby Luke inherits his father’s chompers, he’s going to be born looking something like this (but with real teefs):

That baby is going to give Steffanie a damn hysterectomy during birth!

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