Who Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
There’s only two spots left in the grand finals for what is the most important election in the history of the world. Okay, the most important election in the history of the Internet? Okay, okay, the most important election on this website? OKAY! It’s not important at all, but we have to pretend it is so Dolores’ hair can grow back. But do we want Dolores’ hair to grow back? Too many questions!
Here’s your choices for November’s Hot Slut of the Month:
Dolores the Bear: The most famous nudist bear at Germany’s Leipzig Zoo
Patty from Dallas Divas & Daughters: The first chola of Dallas
Carmen de Mairena: Spain’s official transsexual legend
b4-4: 90s Canadian boy band and the country’s biggest importer of puka shells and mangel
Cast your vote in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut of November’s Hot Slut cockass will be announced on Friday.