Jersey Shore won’t be the only reality show this winter that will make you want go to confession and dip your genitals in a bowl of holy water. Starting January 3rd, Vh1 is rolling out The Enterainer’s (of I Love New York & I Love Money) own reality dating show called….Frank the Entertainer In A Basement Affair. Yes, this motherfucker is called A BASEMENT AFFAIR! Solange (aka Basement Baby) better be ringing all the alarms over this mess. They are infringing on her copyright! While I search the PennySaver for a lawyer who will work for moth balls, read the show’s description:
Fifteen beautiful women traveled to New York for Frank, only to find out that they won’t be living in the elaborate mansion they expected – they will be living in Frank’s parents’ house! Outspoken Mom Susan and Dad Gary are so desperate to have 32-year-old Frank move out of their basement that they have decided to make finding Frank love a family affair.
The girls will have to compete for Frank’s love, and follow Mom and Dad’s house rules if they want to stay in the house. Each week at elimination, Frank will give the ladies keys to his basement, and those locked out will have to pack up, and move out.
Vh1 doesn’t even have a barrel to scrape from anymore. Remember the golden days of Vh1 when a tramp could hold her head up high after being cast in Flavor of Love 2? The local strip club would throw her a pussy parade and she’d get the official key to the city’s free clinic? The hos of A Basement Affair won’t even get a complimentary side of cole slaw at Denny’s! Sigh.
That being said, my Tivo will be hugging this show. I mean, how can I say no to these 5 lovelies below? The first lady below is Ann. I think she can stumbled into the basement on accident while making her way to a knitting circle.