Naomi Campbell To Terrorize Wannabe Models On TV

December 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell’s rep confirms to the Daily Mail (via Vogue UK) that she in talks to host and judge a new X-Factor style modeling show. Think of it as America’s Next Top Model as seen through the eyes of Stephen King. Shit’s going to be a MASSACUH.

Naomi’s spokeswhore would only say, “Naomi has been approached with an offer, which we are talking about and discussing. An initial approach has been made. We are discussing that offer, but nothing is set in stone yet.”

Well jam that bitch into a rock, because this needs to happen. Seeing Naomi attack wannabe models will make my cunt cells explode. Hopefully, they give every contestant a helmet, because you know Naomi is going to eliminate girls by beating them in the head with her Blackberry.

And instead of “smizin,” Naomi is going to expect those little hos to “shit bricks with their eyez” every time she rounds the corner. Shitzin!

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