Mimi As You’ve Never Seen Her Before (Sarcasm)

December 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Remember those pictures of Mimi frolicking like a horny butterfly on the beach? Well, the pictures moo-ve! Here’s the new video for Mimi’s H.A.T.E.U video, and I don’t understand why 50% of the shots are from the waist up after they spent so much time getting her into a sexy We Need A Miracle Suit. Was James Cameron too busy doing post-production of Avatar to lend his CGI skills to this video? Herm.

With all that being said, this video is pretty fucking hilarious. I know that when I’m feeling weepy, I slip into a bathing suit and play with my hair on the beach while screeching like a deaf whale. Why so sad Mimi? It’s like she just found out that Claim Jumper is discontinuing their Chocolate Motherlode Cake.

But my favorite part of the video is when Mimi is running along the beach like a Sanrio store just washed up on shore.

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