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Valentino LoSauro, the real-life Edward Scissorhands!
In the movies, Edward Scissorhands looks like Johnny Depp wrapped in a Robert Smith skin suit, but the real-life Eddy S.Hands looks more like the pepaw flavored Howie Mandel. This is Valentino LoSauro and he is the inventor of a revolutionary (not really) hair-cutting product called CLAWZ. It’s called CLAWZ instead of Claws, because everyone knows only awesome things end with the letter “z.”
Valentino, who hails from Fort Myers, FL, has spent nearly $300,000 perfecting his invention. Most of the $300,000 didn’t go towards parts and labor. It went towards paying for the medical expenses of the guinea pigs who lost their scalps, ears and foreheads to the CLAWZ.
He sells CLAWZ in his salon for $120 a pair. Valentino says that with CLAWZ you will cut hair in half the time. Valentino explained to The Sun, “It took me a couple of years from the launch of the prototype in around 2001 to become really proficient with them. Now though I can motor through hair cuts and they are much quicker than usual scissors. I can’t believe the time it took beforehand. Most customers are a bit apprehensive at first when they see my smiling face with my razor sharp fingers. But come the end of the hair cut they are stunned by the quality.”
But the real question is, can he trim pube bushes with the CLAWZ? Your clitoris or peen doesn’t want to know the answer.