All The Skanks Go Wild For SamRo

December 9, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s just something about SamRo (SPOILER ALERT: It’s the serious muff-diving face) that makes all skankwhoresluts purr like Ne-Yo in a men’s locker room. And Aubrey Ho’Day (And Night) is no exception! Page Six says that at a Nascar party at Lavo in Las Vegas the other night, Aubrey tried to seduce SamRo with the Dance of the Seven STDs.

A witness (*cough*Ginger*cough*) barked this to say Page Six,She was doing everything to get Samantha’s attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth. Samantha totally ignored her.”

Every time Aubrey O’Day gets shut down, a fellow skankwhoreslut accidentally drops her last morning-after pill into a sewer grate while doing the walk of shame. TRAGIC!

Obviously, SamRo prefers her ladies refined, demure and pristine. You know, just like HoHan!

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