Uma Thurman And Her Billionaire Boyfriend Have Broken Up

December 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Calling all gold diggers on the stroll! Brush up your skills (aka get a bikini wax and watch Pretty Woman in slo-mo in every language available) and say a little prayer before your Camille Grammar statue, because another billionaire is back in the wild. People says that Uma Thurman has canceled her engagement to Swiss financier Arki Busson.

Apparently, distance is one of the main reasons why their relationship went south. Uma has to spend most of her time in NYC, because her kids with Ethan Hawke are here. And Arki is based in London.

The two started dating in 2007, and got engaged last year. Arki sealed the deal by slipping Uma’s finger into an 8-carat diamond ring. One of Uma’s friends says that she plans to give the ring back as well as everything else Arki gave her.

YES! That bitch from Kill Bill is going to return a beautiful shiny diamond ring that could probably make a pawn shop owner and her bank account happier. Who in the hell returns a diamond ring?! That’s worse than returning a baby without the receipt! If Arki asks for the ring back, Uma should just tell him her vagina ate it. Or Lindsay Lohan stole it. Or Lindsay Lohan’s vagina ate it.

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