The “Unidentified Woman” Is Tiger Woods’ Mother-In-Law

December 8, 2009 / Posted by:

The “unidentified woman” who was rushed to the hospital from Tiger Woods’ house has now been identified as Elin Nordegren’s mother, Barbro Holmberg. Congratulations to those of you who guessed Barbro correctly in your office pool. You sucio fucks!

TMZ says that an ambulance was called for Barbro after she complained about having stomach pains. Contrary to earlier reports, Barbro has not been released from the hospital just yet. She is still there and listed in stable condition.

Most of us are have the dry heaves from consuming massive amounts of tiger shit on an hourly basis, so I can only imagine what Barbro’s stomach must be going through. And Barbro needs to close her ears to Tiger, because he’s probably going to recommend that she take an Ambien.

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