Johnny Depp is the only human with a penis on this planet who can wear an Anna Wintour-inspired bob on his head and still make nipples twitch like they just swallowed a gob of wasabi.
Actually, let me rewind this bitch and correct myself. Johnny is the SECOND dude in all the land who can pull off a Wintour bob. Peter Pan Dude and his bob have been making genitals yodel for years! Get a piece of this (if you haven’t had two servings already):
Here’s more of Johnny making causing mass bagina bukkake at an airport in Tokyo earlier today.