Only Johnny

December 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp is the only human with a penis on this planet who can wear an Anna Wintour-inspired bob on his head and still make nipples twitch like they just swallowed a gob of wasabi.

Actually, let me rewind this bitch and correct myself. Johnny is the SECOND dude in all the land who can pull off a Wintour bob. Peter Pan Dude and his bob have been making genitals yodel for years! Get a piece of this (if you haven’t had two servings already):

Here’s more of Johnny making causing mass bagina bukkake at an airport in Tokyo earlier today.

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