Hot Slut Of The Week: Harald Glööckler

December 8, 2009 / Posted by:

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Age: Unicorns never age
Birth Name: Harald Glööckler

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 2, 2009
Claim to Fame: One summer night in Germany, a star fell from the star and out pranced Harald looking just like he does now. The faeries gathered around him, ejaculated over his eyes and then carried him to Berlin where he became the toast of the fashion world. Okay, he actually became the toast of HSN, which is better if you ask me. Harald currently sells fancy rayon ensembles to the masses on HSN!

Where is he now? Most likely covering his skin with a paste made from melted down mannequins. It’s one of his daily rituals.
Why is he HS of the Week? THE BROWS! THE JEWELS! THE BEAUTY! THE BULGE (it’s rhinestones and Skittles)! THE EVERYTHING!

Below are some pictures of Harald at a party last week with Nastassja Kinski and Bonnie Tyler. True story: Harald’s glamorous eye staches were the inspiration for “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

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