Um. When Isn’t She Exposed?

December 7, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Dear D.A.R.E., it looks like you found the images for your next campaign!

In the new issue of Muse Magazine, Blohan and model Petey Wright channel Kate Moss and Johnny Depp. Photographer Yu Tsai explained to Page Six, “I was always fascinated by Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, and when I asked Lindsay to do a shoot, she jumped at the chance. It was all about her being sexy, channeling Kate from the ’90s. She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.‘”

LiLo as Kate Moss?! LiLo just wanted an excuse to stick her nostril into a mountain of the bad shit and call it “research.” LiLo is radiating so much in these pictures that I had to call the Free Clinic and ask them to prepare a Penicillin shot for me. The only bitch fapping to this shit is Gollum.

Here’s more from LiLo’s Muse spread, which simply looks like a bunch of pictures lifted from her Facebook account. Whatever you do, don’t look at third thumbnail with bare eyes. LiLo’s lopsided nalgas will ruin your day. And is she shitting hair? No, don’t look.

Tags: Buying Children, Trash

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