The Photoshop Awards: The “Keeping Up With The Kardassians” Promo Ad

December 7, 2009 / Posted by:

The Photoshop faeries spent way too much time trying to de-beast Khloe Kardashian when they should’ve focused on erasing Kourtney’sfuckme” eyes while flashing her fetus-filled stomach. WHY?! If this was an ad for fetish escorts, then I’d understand, but this is the last thing I want to see when I haven’t even finished my second cup of coffee. Screw the leche, just dump a spoon full of boric acid in there.

Who does Kourtney work for, because she’s definitely trying to destroy us all. Most of us have already damaged our ear drums from fucking them with a chop stick while listening to her go on and on about every gory detail of her pregnancy. And now she does this?!

Even a pregnant belly isn’t going to stop Kourtney from looking at us like we’re a hard dick or a trigger happy pap.

via ONTD

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