Rosie O’Donnell Is Pissing People Off Again

December 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Rosie O’Donnell has the complexion of a Dorito, so it’s not surprising to hear that when she’s not chomping on clams, she’s surrendering herself to the sun all day long (smells like boiled pork rinds). On Rachel “I’m Not Giving Her That Extra A” Ray’s show last week, Rosie proclaimed that she “lives to tan” and “exposure to the sun isn’t dangerous.”

Thanks to her comments, the hos at the Ray Festa Melanoma Foundation want to shove a strap-on into Rosie’s mouth. One of the group’s strongest supporters told Page Six that Rosie’s comment was “irresponsible.” They added, “Going out into the sun without protection is as, or even more dangerous, than having unprotected sex.”

But is it more dangerous than looking at a picture of Rosie O’Donnell’s turkey sun-dried tomato face without protection? Probably. Just in case, you should squirt an entire tube of SPF INFINITY into your eyes and put on a condom before looking directly at Rosie.

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