Open Post: Hosted By Cristiano Ronaldo’s Illegal Striptease

December 7, 2009 / Posted by:

After Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo ripped off shirt during a game against Almeria, he was given a foul by the referee. The referee obviously doesn’t like tiny nipples or chests as smooth as a porn star’s snatch. Personally, I think Cristiano should get a foul if he doesn’t take off his top and show them titties.

Okay, okay, the truth is, Cristiano has never made me want to suck on my own finger. But I’ll always have a soft spot (insert your own joke about my b-hole here) for him because of his expertly manicured eyebrows.

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