Michelle Duggar Is In The Hospital

Michelle Duggar is laid up in a hospital bed today, and not because her vagina finally fell off and called 911. No, Michelle’s gallbladder was fucking with her. Michelle is currently carrying her 19th BABY!!!! in her permanently-weepy womb, but doctors say her fetus is fine. A rep for the Duggars’ TLC show 18 Kids and Counting had this to say to People:

“This weekend, Michelle Duggar was admitted to an Arkansas hospital due to gallbladder issues. The pain from a gallstone was generating some contractions. Just to be safe, she was airlifted a Little Rock, Ark., hospital, so that in the unlikely event that she had to be delivered early, she would be close to a NICU center. Though there were some fears that the baby was in trouble initially, it soon was discovered to be solely the gallstone causing the discomfort. Michelle is resting comfortably, and the baby is doing fine. Doctors want to observe Michelle in the hospital for the next couple of days, but it would appear that the pain medication they have given her for the gallstone has worked, and there is no need for immediate surgery. The hope is that any necessary surgery can be delayed until after she delivers. Doctors want to observe Michelle in the hospital for the next couple of days, but it would appear that the pain medication they have given her for the gallstone has worked, and there is no need for immediate surgery. The hope is that any necessary surgery can be delayed until after she delivers.”

I hope that when the doctor told Michelle that they had to operate on her gallbladder, he whispered it. Because if he didn’t, that means her other organs heard it, and they are slowly going to try to make their way to her gallbladder. When the doctors open her up, her uterus and all her ovaries are going to jump out and run to the nearest church for MERCY! That will definitely cause a scene.