Is Tiger’s Wood Coming To Playgirl?

December 7, 2009 / Posted by:

You know what this Tiger Woods Three (Hundred) Whore Circus has been missing? NEKKIDNESS! Specifically, nekkidness in peen form. Well, Life & Style says that Playgirl is on the case! Yes, the same Playgirl who never ponied up Levi Johnston’s Alaskan meat. So don’t hold your genitals.

Playgirl’s spokeswhore Daniel Nardicio says that they have pictures of Tiger’s peen in their warm crotches. Apparently, the pics came from one of Tiger’s many mistresses. Playgirl said they are trying to find out if the pictures are of Tiger or just some random wang. Daniel said, “We’re currently trying to authenticate the photos before we make any decisions on purchasing the Tiger Woods pics and ascertaining the value.

Unless Tiger’s face or body is in the pictures, how are they going to prove that shit? This is a job for Gay Al Reynolds! Gay Al’s peendar is the best in the business (sorry, Tommy Girl). Gay Al’s double glazed donut hole can correctly match up a dude’s clothed crotch with a picture of his naked dick. Every time!

And if you’re impatient like me and don’t want to wait to see tiger dick, CLICK HERE!

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