Elin Has Checked Out

December 7, 2009 / Posted by:

I KNOW! More Tiger Woods shit. You’ve got tigers jumping out of your asshole, tigers falling out of your ears and tigers crawling out of your mouth. Even Tony the Tiger is about to change his name to Tony the Striped Puss to distance himself from this shit! I know that, so I chose this picture of Tiger and Elin with an adorable dog friend to help ease your frustrations. And to also prove that Tiger really does have a way with the bitches. Anyway….

Radar is screaming that Elin Nordegren has packed up all her stuff and moved out of their house. A source said that Elin is staying at a house nearby. The source also said that Tiger is doing whatever he can to get her back home.

This source needs to fuck me gently with an Ambien pill, because I highly doubt Tiger is trying to get Elin to come back. We all know what he’s really doing….


Seriously, Tiger is currently chest deep in mistresses past and present. The Ambien is flowin’!

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