Afternoon Crumbs

December 7, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s a carpet munching joke in here somewhere – Just Jared

Condom Claus needs to go down Tiger Woods’ chimney – Towleroad

Julianne Hough is really patriotic – Hollywood Tuna

Carrie Underwears is in a bikini – Egotastic!

Amy Adams is going to have a BAAAAAABY!!!! – Celebitchy

JLo is ridiculous. Or “rediculous” if you’re name is Lindsay LohanLainey Gossip

I think it’s safe to say that either Sienna Miller or her dog is fucking Jude Law Holy Moly!

Carrot Top brings the panty pudding as usual – Hollywood Rag

Didn’t Sophie Turner get the memo that if she wants to be the newest ho on the scene, she has to admit to an affair with Tiger Woods first (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

These pictures of Robert Downey Jr. are much more entertaining if you play the song “Kung Fu Fighting” in your head while touching your taint – Popsugar

Get re-acquainted with Marky Mark’s triple nipple – Cityrag

Cut to Beyonce AND Kim Zolciak screaming unison, “Amateur!” – I’m Not Obsessed

River Cuomo from Weezer was in a bus accident. Hug a sweater. – SOW

Posh isn’t wearing black, but she is wearing the fabric off of my grandmother’s patio sofa – ICYDK

This should’ve be RiRi’s next single – Socialite Life

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