There’s a carpet munching joke in here somewhere – Just Jared
Condom Claus needs to go down Tiger Woods’ chimney – Towleroad
Julianne Hough is really patriotic – Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwears is in a bikini – Egotastic!
Amy Adams is going to have a BAAAAAABY!!!! – Celebitchy
JLo is ridiculous. Or “rediculous” if you’re name is Lindsay Lohan – Lainey Gossip
I think it’s safe to say that either Sienna Miller or her dog is fucking Jude Law – Holy Moly!
Carrot Top brings the panty pudding as usual – Hollywood Rag
Didn’t Sophie Turner get the memo that if she wants to be the newest ho on the scene, she has to admit to an affair with Tiger Woods first (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
These pictures of Robert Downey Jr. are much more entertaining if you play the song “Kung Fu Fighting” in your head while touching your taint – Popsugar
Get re-acquainted with Marky Mark’s triple nipple – Cityrag
Cut to Beyonce AND Kim Zolciak screaming unison, “Amateur!” – I’m Not Obsessed
River Cuomo from Weezer was in a bus accident. Hug a sweater. – SOW
Posh isn’t wearing black, but she is wearing the fabric off of my grandmother’s patio sofa – ICYDK
This should’ve be RiRi’s next single – Socialite Life