Keeping up with Lindsay Lohan’s fuck buddies is like keeping up with Tiger Woods’ mistresses. It’s almost impossible, because every 10 seconds another one if falling out of the air. That’s why all of us should wear head condoms outside.
Jason Segel might be the latest bitch who has to register with the CDC due to slurping on LiLo. Yesterday morning, Jason skipped out of his Hollywood Hills home with his best friend Puppet Dracula at his side. A quick minute later, LiLo proceeded to do the walk of shame outside of Jason’s house. Actually, every walk LiLo does is a walk of shame, so it was just a regular walk for her.
The paps say LiLo was there all night, but she took her Twitter to say she was at Jason’s house for “business” not pleasure. And you are completely rediculous if you think otherwise. LiLo wrote:
haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It’s absurd! @least I’m laughing @the rediculous manifestations
You know, rediculous manifestation could be the scientific name for LiLo’s own brand of STD. I like it.
It’s obvious that LiLo and Jason Segel bumped genitals. It’s also obvious that they made Puppet Dracula watch, because he’s crying bloody tears of pain.