Jocelyn On The Prowl

December 6, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

If you didn’t make it to church today for whatever reason (examples: your big toe burned off when you stepped through the door, or there were armed guards waiting to block you at the entrance), you can worship at the altar of Jocelyn Wildenstein! Just like church, a few minutes with Jocelyn’s picture will make you want to down an economy-sized jug of vodka from Costco. That’s because her ethereal beauty is so intense, you’ll need something stiff to calm your insides.

Here’s Jocelyn sashaying through the streets of Miami on Friday night. You know, when I first saw the thumbnails of these pictures, I thought Lindsay Lohan had finally washed her hair and stole herself from sexy clothes from Cache. The truth is, if LiLo keeps injecting her lips with ultrasound gel, she’ll look just like the beautiful Bride of Wildenstein in no time.

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