After Glamberace’s AMAs performance, ABC closed their legs to him by canceling his appearances on Good Morning America, Jimmy Kimmel Live and Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve. Well, ABC has finally pushed their panties to the side and is going to let Glamberace stick the tip in a little. Frankenliza will perform on The View this Thursday.
Glamberace’s performance will be pre-taped to make sure he doesn’t do anything kinky like force Hasselcrack to motorboat his ass or fuck himself with one of Whoopi’s dreadlocks.
The night before his appearance on The View, Glamberace will be interviewed by Barbara Walters for her Most Fascinating People special. Yes, Glamberace is fascinating to Barbara. Clearly, Barbara was just coming out of an Ambien sex haze when she made that decision.