Rachel Uchitel Is Scared

December 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and her lawyer Gloria Allred were supposed to tap dance in a press conference yesterday, but it was canceled at the last minute. Radar claims that Rachel put a stop to the matinee performance, because Tiger was willing to give her $1 million for her silence.

Today, TMZ is saying this isn’t so. According to their sources, Rachel is shaking in fright like Paris Hilton’s gynecologist, because she thinks she knows too much.

The source added that Tiger told Rachel about his other whores and also told her specific details about his failing marriage. Rachel plans to make like my father and disappear, because she fears “all the other people caught in what is becoming a very large net.

We all know who Rachel is really afraid of. Elin Nordegren probably sent her a shredded tennis ball in the mail with the note: “This is about to become YOUR FACE.” Either that or Rachel has already safely tucked Tiger’s $1 million check into her savings account.

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