Kim Kardassian Is Back To Her Ninth-Grade Weight

December 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Kim Kardassian has been whoring herself out hardcore for some weight loss drug called Quick Trim. Kim is raving about Quick Trim like it just pissed on her forehead while playing with her nipples.

Kim tells E! that thanks to Quick Trim (and a “dedicated diet and exercise regiment“), she’s back to weighing 109lbs. Kim says that the last time she weighed 109lbs, she was in the ninth grade.

That’s nice for Kim, but she really should slow down and let her brain catch up to her body. Kim may have the body of a ninth grader, but she still has the intelligence of a fetus.

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