That statue (see below) is not the most depressing thing to come from Brangelina today. These pictures of them at last night’s Invictus premiere are.
Billy Goat Brad looks like a crazy homeless man after someone gave him a second-hand suit to wear for a job interview. Only he messed up the interview because he wouldn’t stop yammering about how staplers are the gateway to the alien world and how he was engaged to a fax machine once. And St. Morticia looks like if she didn’t chew on that Valium pill minutes before, she’d be ripping off Brad’s chin muff with her bare teeth. Which wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
Thankfully, Brangie brought Maddox along as a distraction. You can always count on Maddox to save a picture by dressing up as “Johnny Depp on a gondola ride.”