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December 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Stedman Pearson of the 80s British pop group Five Star

Janet Jackson and El DeBarge were married in 1984. I truly believe that she secretly gave birth to five grown adults that year and they all formed a pop group called Five Star! Because every member of Five Star has Janet’s moves and El DeBarge’s beauty (and falsetto). You know, I also think Prince dipped in it too, because they have his fashion sense. They all wore Prince’s weekend pajamas.

Five Star had a string of hits in the UK through the late 80s and early 90s. The group was made up of five siblings (think the Contempo Casuals-version of the Jackson 5). Each of them had their own brand of glamour, but none of them did it like Stedman! I mean, look at what he grew up to be! You could get lost forever in his “sands of time” goatee! His nostrils are weeping out of joy. This is what people mean when they use the word “GORGEOUS.”

AND Stedman was arrested in the 90s for public indecency for pulling a George Michael in a public bathroom. Stedman was just trying to pee, but when he whipped out of his rhinestone-covered penis, every man in the bathroom passed out. They couldn’t handle it. And of course, Stedman took the fall. Beauty haters!

Below is one of Five Star’s biggest hits. You will pucker.

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