Afternoon Crumbs

December 4, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Whenever I see Christina Hendricks, I immediately turn into a 13-year-old straight boy who can only utter the word: Chichiiiiiiiiiis – Hollywood Tuna

Michael McMillian’s cheek is the luckiest thing on earth – Just Jared

Carol Channing looks AWFUL here – Lainey Gossip

Get off the ho stroll, Elisabetta Canalis! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Taylor and Taylor go to Benihana – Popsugar

Sofia Vergara is only missing a glass of champagne, a Brazilian pool boy and a fluffy white dog named Coco – Egotastic!

The same goes for Penelope Cruz – Popoholic

Hep for your ears – Hollywood Rag

IF?!!!!?!!! – Cityrag

Miley Cyrus is well on her way….. – Celebitchy

Surprisingly, Jakey’s tramp stamp does not say: “U Can’t Handle This” – Towleroad

But theater doesn’t want to do Kate Hudson – I’m Not Obsessed

Superstar sensation Noah Cyrus arrives in London – ICYDK

JLo blames her bruised ass on barebacking – Socialite Life

Ronnie Wood choked out his 20-year-old girlfriend – Holy Moly!

Jennifer Aniston gets served. Literally. – Socialite Life

Technorati asked me some question, and here’s my answers! – Technorati

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