The One Wolf Moon Tank Dress

December 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt has gone fancy! But two of the wolves keep it real, so they decided to stay on their side of the tracks.

Fashionista points us to this “Petra Moon Wolf” tank dress currently being sold for $93! YES! Ninety three fucking dollars!

That’s almost ten times more than the original and you only get one wolf! Get less, pay more? What kind of logic is that? Besides, the power is fueled by the trinity. Without the other two wolves, you’ve only got a lone stoner wolf exhaling into a street light in front of a 24-hour liquor store.

And that wolf needs to stop trying to make people think he’s high-class by saying his name is Petra. Please. Petra?!

(Thanks Tara)

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