Queen Aretha’s Roar Rings In The Christmas Season

December 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The Christmas season doesn’t officially begin until Queen Aretha stuffs her triple long titty melons into a bedazzled tent and roars into the night like she’s trying to break all the windows in heaven!

At last night’s Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting ceremony, Queen Aretha took to the stage looking like Mama Bear after eating Goldilocks, Papa Bear, Baby Bear, all the bowls of porridge and every chair and bed in the house! That is the real-talk version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears!

Even though the entire mink population is extinct because of Queen Aretha, I can not fully hate on her. Mostly because I am still mesmerized by her honey baked chichis. I just want to dive in and SUFFOCATE!

Here’s more pictures of Aretha flashing her chichis, Chucks and support (!!!!) hose last night.

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