Open Post: Hosted By Brandy Westberry And Some Fuckin’ Pie

December 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I know you’re just going to label Brandy Westberry of Jacksonville, FL as some dumb hillbilly, but this fine lady is all kinds of smart.

First of all, she knows not to waste her government check on stupid things like shampoo. Second of all, that gap in her teeth is the perfect place to keep her cigarette safe while she’s busy adjusting the wire hanger antenna on her TV. Third of all, Brandy’s daughter probably learned the word “fuckin‘” from her when she was cursing out her boyfriend/second cousin, but homegirl is smart enough to lay the blame on a Hannah Montana doll!

Brandy tells the local news (THIS IS NEWS) that she had to take the batteries out of her daughter’s Hannah Montana doll, because it clearly sings “fuckin’ pie” instead of “pumpkin pie.” Brandy is a genius.

And who doesn’t love fuckin’ pie (wear a condom)?

via Best Week Ever

Tags: Open Post

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