Marilyn Manson recently released a music video where he beat and murdered an Evan Rachel Wood look-alike. Well, that must have made filled Evan Rachel’s heart with rainbows and pink kittens, because she has gone back to him. Yes, Evan went from Marilyn Manson to Shane West to Alexander Skarsgard and back to Brian Hugh Warner for an encore. There’s something wrong with that equation.
In an interview with Metal Hammer (via ONTD), Marilyn bragged that he’s back with Evan, “I think I’m not afraid to be me. Sometimes it happens when you get to this point in your career, and there are so many things that have happened and influences that you’ve had, besides the influences of the things that have inspired you. Sometimes you feel awkward being what you’re best at, you feel like you have to be something new. But I think that a lot of people will agree that me being me at my best is what I need to be. I think that that really paid off because I’m back with Evan, that’s kind of breaking news, you can be the first one to say that.”
Marilyn either eats snatch like it’s pie, or he cums pie. OR BOTH! Because Evan is always running back to him like he’s the only creature on Planet Earth that can make her pussy barf in ecstasy. That still isn’t a good enough reason. Somebody needs to tell Evan that the vagina should always move forward, not backwards onto a peen you’ve already hit! Especially a peen that belongs to Marilyn Manson. Bitch needs a friend!