Afternoon Crumbs
SAAAAAAAVE CODY: The Health Department hates adorable chocolate Labradors who are just trying to make an honest living in this economy – TampaBay.com
Kate Beckinsale gets half naked in the name of vodka – Egotastic!
Gollum’s sex change is complete – Hollywood Tuna
Who is HoHan humping on today? – Popsugar
Shakira has moves (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Natalie Portman tried pot once, is still boring – Just Jared
Sylvester Stallone is well on his way to becoming a wet ball of clay – Holy Moly!
True Blood is getting some new meat – Towleroad
Nicole Kidman’s plumped and ready to go – Lainey Gossip
I’m sure Bridget Moynahan will co-sign the fact that Tom Brady can keep a secret – Celebitchy
Please tell me Pamela Anderson is going on Judge Judy – Hollywood Rag
This is the best RiRi’s hair has looked in a long time – Socialite Life
And if Papa Joe’s daughters were failures, he’d spank them good! I shouldn’t have said that, because now he may change his mind – ICYDK
Candy and Tori Spelling don’t want to kill each other anymore – I’m Not Obsessed
Rachel Uchitel is jumping into a sex scandal nipples first – Cityrag