Scientists succeed in unlocking the secret to Bai Ling’s nipples. – jazzfish_77
It wasn’t the fact that Jakey offered Reese a key to his apartment after only dating for 2 months, it was the WAY he did it – perky
9 out of 10 hardened criminals agree: Nothing in this world is worth touching those house keys. – Chuckina
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