Pop Open The Andre, Pebbles!

December 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Glamberace, Alien Princess RiRi, Shakira and Lady CaCa all had new albums last week, but Susan Boyle showed all of those little bitches how a true gangsta really does it! Pebbles’ favorite vato sold 701,000 copies of her debut cover album “I Dreamed a Dream.” This gave her the #1 album of the week and also the biggest chart debut of the year.

Now you know why your cat was rifling through your purse. That pussy was fishing for a bill, so it could go out and support its QUEEN! And Jennifer Aniston’s friends and family are all getting a copy of their Christmas stocking, because cat ladies got to stick together.

Here’s The Top 10 albums of the week according to Billboard:

1. SuBo – I Dreamed A Dream – 701,000
2. Andrea Boccelli – My Christmas – 218,000
3. Glamberace – For Your Entertainment – 198,000
4. RiRi – Rated-R – 181, 000
5. Lady CaCa – The Fame Monster (EP) – 174,000
6. Lady CaCa – The Fame – 151,000
7. Miley Cyrus – The Time Of Our Lives – 150,000
8. Taylor Swift – Fearless – 125,000
9. Carrie Underwood – Play On – 124,000
10. Norah Jones – The Fall – 110,000
15. Shakira – She Wolf – 89,000

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