“You may now update your Facebook statuses!” – Wedding officiants of the future
When Tracy Page (the groom) and Dana Hanna were declared husband & wife, he didn’t stick his tongue in her mouth hole like he was supposed to. Instead, he whipped out his PDA, and updated his Facebook and Twitter status. If I was Dana, I would’ve taken out my own PDA, changed my Facebook status to “looking for hard dick” and Twittered “I QUIT THIS BITCH.” But instead, Dana followed Tracy’s lead and also posted about their wedding on Twitter.
You know, this right here is the future. It won’t be long before we’ll do everything through our Facebook statuses. We’ll get married, we’ll get divorced, we’ll suck dick, we’ll beat bitches with golf clubs, etc…etc..
And I bet that on his wedding night, Tracy Tweeted: “Um. Which vagina hole does the penis go into?”