Picture this. At Butter in NYC on Monday night, Lindsay Lohan and her former partner in pussy SamRo didn’t arrive together and sat at opposite sides of the room. LiLo sat with John Mayer while SamRo kept her distance. They acknowledged each other’s presence, but SamRo never tried to talk to LiLo. This gave LiLo the sads and it didn’t take long for her to barf out her sorrows into John Mayer’s ear.
Some witness-type told Gatecrasher, “Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn’t come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down. She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam.”
John’s words must have soothed SamRo like a warm vibrator, because she got up and strolled on over to LiLo’s table. SamRo and LiLo spent the rest of the night laughing and talking. They didn’t leave together, but the police weren’t called and no one get shanked in the face, so they ended on a good note.
John Mayer shouldn’t go around bragging that he’s The Dyke Whisperer, because I doubt his words had any effect on SamRo. The truth is, John’s overpowering yeast infection breath made SamRo realize that she misses LiLo a little.