A TRAVESTY: Kim Zolciak Didn’t Get One Grammy Nomination

The Grammy nominations were announced tonight, and Kim Zolciak’s name was more than just tardy for the party. It was straight-up ABSENT from the party. The song of this generation was completely snubbed by those bitches. Tardy for the Party should have been nominated in every single category from Song of the Year to the Best Recording by a Wild Animal. Shit, they could’ve even nominated her in the Spoken Word categories since she didn’t sing any of that shit!

Ugh. Whose dick does Kim have to suck to get a Grammy nomination?! No, that was a serious question, because she really will do it. Kim will even suck a dick for an invite to a Grammy viewing party in the parking lot of a Big Lots.

But seriously, I know the Grammy voters aren’t wig haters, because Beyonce was nominated for 10 awards! Kim’s song must have been way too artistic and musically complicated for the mainstream Grammys. Yeah, that’s the reason.

Here’s some of the nominations. Beyonce got 10, Taylor Swift followed with 8, and the Black Eyed Peas, Maxwell and Kanye West each got 6. Again, Kim Zolciak got ZERO. ILLEGAL!

SONG OF THE YEAR
Beyonce – “Single Ladies”
Lady Gaga – “Poker Face”
Maxwell – “Pretty Wings”
Kings of Leon – “Use Somebody”
Taylor Swift – “You Belong With Me.”

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Beyonce – “I Am … Sasha Fierce”
Black Eyed Peas’ “The E.N.D.”
Lady Gaga – “The Fame”
Taylor Swift – “Fearless”
Dave Matthews Band – “Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King.”

RECORD OF THE YEAR
Beyonce – “Halo”
Black Eyes Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”
Kings of Leon – “Use Somebody”
Lady Gaga – “Poker Face”
Taylor Swift – “You Belong With Me”

BEST NEW ARTIST
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings

BEST ROCK ALBUM
AC/DC – “Black Ice”
Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood – “Life from Madison Square Garden”
Green Day – “21st Century Breakdown”
Dave Matthews Band – “Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King”
U2 – “No Line on the Horizon.”

BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling”
Bon Jovi – “We Weren’t Born to Follow”
The Fray – “Never Say Never”
Daryl Hall and John Oates’ “Sara Smile”
MGMT – “Kids”

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