The next season of The Amazing Race just started shooting a few days ago, and the identities of possible cast members are already leaking out.
Jordan, the winner of Big Brother 11, was spotted at LAX with her fellow BB-cast member turned real-life boyfriend Jeff. They had cameras following them and were both wearing backpacks. It gets worse. Or better, depending on how you look at it. Caitlin “Such As” Upton, the former Miss Teen South Carolina who gave one of the dumbest answers in pageant history, has also been identified as a possible contestant. Apparently, Caitlin is racing with her boyfriend Brent Horne.
CBS isn’t going to confirm this shit until taping is over.
All my fellow Americans better visit other countries while we still can. I have a feeling that every country these dumb dumbs visit will pass a law banning all American tourists from crossing their borders. If Jordan & Jeff don’t offend the locals, Miss Such As will!
Although, I doubt Miss Such As even made it to the first destination city. She probably got lost inside of the car on the way to the airport. She’s either stuck in the trunk or trying to figure out how to open the passenger door. Just leave her there.
In case you need to cringe today, here’s Miss Such As in action: