Suri Cruise Can Wear High Heels If She Wants To

December 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Stepford Katie and Tommy Girl are getting shit from child experts and foot doctors who say that 3-year-old Suri Cruise is fucking up her tiny feet by strutting the streets in kitten heels. Stepford Katie says Suri loves playing with Tommy Girl’s high heels and doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with her wearing them out and about. Suri really is her father’s daughter.

Katie told Access Hollywood (via UsWeekly), “Like every little girl, she loves my high heels. They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them.

Bitches need to put their assholes in a bowl of ice and calm down! If Suri Cruise needs get a foot transplant like Posh in a few years, that’s on her! Actually, I don’t think that’s going to happen. In a couple of years, Tommy Girl is going to confiscate all of Suri’s prized heels, because he’s not going to like walking around with a 5-year-old daughter who is taller than him. Tommy Girl will not be shown up like that!

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