Grey Warden (more like Gay Warden) and warrior elf Zevran from the video game Dragon’s Age: Origins!
Some dumb hos are freaking out over this secret gay butt sex scene from Dragon’s Age, which can only be accessed using the correct pick-up lines. Yeah, I don’t think they were present in class when we learned that all long-haired blonde elves (with voices like the Antonio Banderas bee) love it in the ass. That’s just nature. And it’s beautiful!
And the music itself just makes you want to jump into the strong arms of a warrior and let him ravish your butt in the forest.
I’m adding Dragon’s Age to my Christmas list, because apparently everyone gets it on in this game. Dude elves on dude warriors! Chick elves on chick warriors! It should be called Dragon’s Age: ORGIES! YAY!
The next time I’m at the bar, I’m going to try using the pick-up line, “Can you join me in my tent?”
via Wonkette (For Michael & James)