At the Up In The Air premiere in Westwood, CA last night, George Clooney pranced on the red carpet with his piece of the moment Elisabetta Canalis on one arm and his hot mom Nina Warren on the other. George introduced his mother to the paps and then pointed at Elisabetta while saying, “this random woman just came up!” Speaking of random women, Sarah Larson probably disguised herself as an usher and hid under his seat inside of the theater. So George shouldn’t joke like that. But what George should do is bring his mother around more often.
Seriously, Nina Warren looks younger than George Clooney. If I had just danced with my bong and you told me that Nina Warren was George’s daughter, I’d probably believe you. And if Nina Warren is like every other mother, she probably loves hearing that.
Every time someone tells my mother that she looks way too young to have a son my age, she’ll laugh and say, “Oooooh, you so crazy!” But then when they walk away from us, she’ll push me and scream, “Did you hear that?! Did you hear that?!” Every single time. I better prepare her for the day that someone says to her, “You look like you could be his granddaughter!” She will explode into a tornado of didyouhearthats.