Pete Doherty Effed Up Again
Why doesn’t Dreamboat Doherty just sit in his chair and suck the shit out of his nails like a good crackhead instead of constantly acting the ass wherever he goes. Whenever we’re not looking, he’s sticking his hand in the bad shit jar, terrorizing kittens or offending Germany by singing the banned Nazi-version of their national anthem. The latter is what got Dreamy in trouble this past weekend at a music festival in Munich.
During his set, Nightmarey Doherty started the national anthem with the lyrics: “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles.” Apparently, that’s some offensive shit that will get you a fist to the mouth. So he was pulled off the stage after 5 songs and a local radio station stopped broadcasting his performance. The radio announcer said, “To say it like the Brits do: We are not amused.”
Dreamy’s spokeswhore (aka his on-call dealer) quickly apologized and issued this statement: “He was unaware of the controversy surrounding the German national anthem and he deeply apologies if he has caused any offense. Peter himself is from Jewish descent and has fought against racism and fascism with numerous organisations including Love Music Hate Racism. This is a subject he feels very strongly about.”
Instead of wasting the keystrokes, his rep should’ve just issued the obligatory statement: “You know those crackheads…..”
Witness the potent fuckery below: