When I woke up this morning, I was hoping to see new pictures of a hot piece with wood, but this is not really what I had in mind. That being said, my genitals will still snatch it up and run.
Here’s Colin Farrell at LAX with his latest baby mama Alicja Bachleda, and also sunning his nipples in Mexico.
Colin and Alicja decided to leave their 2-month old baby friend at home, because nothing kills orgasms like non-stop crying and the scent of fresh diarrhea. Well, unless you’re Sarah Jessica Parker. That bitch sniffs a dirty diaper like it’s a bottle of poppers.